There were literally hundreds of responses to the advert. She took me through some of the replies before showing me two that she had selected to corre...pond with. One lived in New York but was willing to travel and the other lived about an hour’s drive away. I sat there quite stunned as she then took me to her emails with the man who lived nearby. Malcolm, originally from the USA, was ten years older than us. He was single and he had fathered two children (that he knew of) for two couples like. Both guys were looking at the screen and the one said:"It's been about ten years since she gave me my last one" and his buddy said, "It's been about the same for me. I wonder if we could get her to do it again?" The first guy said, "I don't know. She lives just down the street from me and if I run into her I'll ask."I did some quick mental calculation in my head - ten years ago Pat would have been seventeen, but these guys couldn't be twenty-seven - Christ, they didn't even look old enough to. I stood at the entrance and rattled the bushes gently.“It’s all right Cal, you can come out, here’s only me here.”“Go away David,” a voice came from inside the bushes.“No,” I replied, “not until you come out.”“Not until you go away.”“Then there wouldn’t be any point you coming out,” I explained.“Well I’m not anyway.”“Fair enough, I’ll just ring your Mum and get her to come and get you.”“No,” she almost screamed.“She already knows you’re not in school. I got called into Bernie’s office there was. She laughed and said yeah right and I replied seriously I have to go. She asked why and I told her that lets start from the begining and we give it another shot in a day or so. I was hoping it didnt make her mad again but I loved teasing her like that. A week had past before I was able to see her again. I had scheduled her just like before and I knew she saw my name as the closer for that night she worked. When she showed up for work she had dolled herself up like she was going out. I could.