"You seem to hit righties almost as well," she observed."I've been pretty fortunate," I said, trying to sound modest.Fortunate, my ass! Hell, I was hi...ting .332 and leading the league in doubles."I understand you women are on the Maryland softball team." You must have been here the night we were introduced," the blonde responded wryly."When all of you trooped down onto the playing field before the game, I paid attention!" I said, smiling."Yes. Samantha said that you asked about Patti."Oh-oh!. Or better yet, write it yourself.COMFORT IN HER TIME OF NEEDBy voodoojoe“He what?” Selena Gomez screamed into the phone upon hearing the news.“It’s been coming for a while,” Taylor Swift sighed. “The relationship had stagnated a bit and he wasn’t comfortable with me being so much more successful than he was.”“Nice humble brag there,” Selena said, chuckling.“Well, it’s the truth,” Taylor said, smiling despite the empty spot in her heart. “It’s always been that way, and then the car wreck just. I don't even know why you wanted to come with me." She sat back on the blanket and faced the open water. The old man looked at her back and tried to remember when he'd last seen a woman's naked breasts. It had to be more than forty years ago, he thought, that little girl over in Charleston. He spent a few minutes trying to remember the girl's name. It was at a picnic, he remembered, but he didn't remember why she'd taken her shirt off. Oh yeah, he thought, it was Agnes, and we were at that-anti. Finishing his first day of training, Alex went upstairs and took a quick shower and followed it up with a leisurely swim in the pool. Maybe things aren't so bad here, he thought. The Miller's are nice he thought, and what a babe Mrs. Miller is. Man, wouldn't it be cool to see her in a bikini! Maybe we can have a swim party.He was thinking of Mrs. Miller in her bikini when he heard his parents walk into the house, coming from their visit to the lawyers. He considered asking them about the pool.