Instead, they told me to let them guide me to where we would start the initial testing. I was pushed into a hallway, and the door was closed behind me...quickly."I am going to give it to you straight up kid," a guy said over a speaker somewhere. "What we are going to do to you will probably hurt like hell. We will stop just short of causing you life-threatening injuries or doing any permanent damage. You are the first of those who survived a shared electrical experience that can demonstrate some. " But which sex do you feel like?" I don't." A-HA!!" he exclaimed. Dug into my navel. Out popped a valve stem"JEE-SUS!!!" Relax, everybody has one. But it should have a cap on it. Yourgenderfluid's leaked out." My what?" Lie back..."He put a funnel into the stem. Took what resembled a gallon of cheapblueberry punch from a cabinet"Um..... could I try that pink kind there?"///////////////////////////////////////////#10 //////// THE QUEEROMETER NEVER LIES(Just a gay old drabble, circa 1998...)My. I then sent the wrapped gift to Shaun’s private address, to await his return. Shaun returned to the army base on Monday 9 January 2004. He phoned me at the office during the morning to have lunch with him at the mess. Lunch time finally arrived and I went to the mess and saw Shaun sitting there alone, waiting for me. “Hi Miss Anderson, so nice to see you again. I have missed you over the past two weeks. Please sit down and have some lunch.” I sat down and we chatted about his holiday and what. ... what about you?... you can be my number 2 if you want."Wow! I think is this really happening.I just say" sounds good to me.... let me think about it a little."Then we all come to a stop and she has to get back on with her husband.A few days later the phone rings and I see that it's Joe.I pick it up and answer" what's up motherfucker!" Kat responds " ah.. what?" Shit.. I'm sorry I thought it was Joe.... what's up with you? Everything alright?" Yeah, that's ok.... everything is fine... I was.