Isn’t that nice? The little Asian dude I got the phone from at Rideau Shopping Center assured me that I’d only be charged seventy bucks a month. I...don’t make tha t many calls. I don’t have a girlfriend and I text my guy friends rather than call them, for the most part. So where are these surprising phone bills coming from? Outrageous I tell you. It’s like the cell phone companies want you to get into debt over their diabolical devices which you can’t live without. I call the Shawarma place and. At around 1 in the midnight, Shilpa came to me and said don’t you want your mangoes. I was excited. I said I want to. She said then she wants my banana to eat. I said what? She replied your dick buddu and strolled her hands in the blanket to my man hood. She started to squeeze it right there and it started to respond. I asked her to follow me to toilet after some time. I reached there and was wondering on my luck. She came after 5 mins, it seemed like eternity. I closed the door and said you. I got out and left stacy in the car and went into the toilets. There was already 6 men in there and 1 of them asked me if I was here for the blonde girl. I explained who I was and that stacy was my wife and told them the rules.1,stacy was there to give blowjobs only no intercourse2,touching her pussy and breasts only aloud on her say so3,only 2 guys in cubicle at a time4,no cuming in her mouth only in glassOf course all the guys in the toilet at that time agreed but there was still more outside. .he looked at me and gave a slow smile. "So you know the YumboCentre?" I whispered "Yes..I do." He gave another smile and I felt hishand pat my knee as he said "Then you are gay, like me?"I blurted out "How do you know?" and he said that if I visited the YumboCentre than I probably was gay. But then he added that he already knewthat. He had seen my profile on TVchix and had recognised me, even withfull make-up and in a short empire-line mini dress. I had not needed awig and the giveaway was my.