27 years now. Got with her when she was almost 15, but she told me she was almost 18. I had just turned 20 and didn’t blink an eye about fucking...a chick that was going to be 18 in a few months. I discovered she was 14 from one of her older female neighbors that I was messing around with. Her son was one of the kids that used to get his dick sucked by her and was off at college now. I really didn’t believe it until I talked directly to her son over the phone, and after she showed me. He then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?!”The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.He looks up and says “Hey, MONKEY!”The Monkey looks. Com, is welcome; flames will earn you a personal spot on the seventh level of hell. This story may NOT be posted to any pay site under penalties outlined for flames above.Love Potion No. 8By Chilli TNGCopyright (c) 2000 Walter Murgitson was a snob. A wealthy, powerful, cruel, vindictive... and lonely snob. Walter was not what one would call handsome, nor would he ever be described as rugged, strapping, virile, vigorous, or potent. Repugnant was the term most often used to describe Walter, but. Her blond hair flowed down to her lower back, covering the rear of her simple, yet refined gown. Her blue eyes seemed to be searching my soul for something - or at least, that's how I perceived it."Welcome to my realm within your dreams. I'm sure you're rather confused, but I'm afraid I must keep this short. You see, I am Luci, a Lust Goddess. Every so often, we gods and goddesses decide to have some fun with you mortals. We choose champions, as it were, to fight for us in various ways. You.