"The other feller was a fancy looking dude," The sheriff said as he spit a wad of tobaco juice onto the ground. "Told the gang that he was worth a fai... piece of change."Virgil looked at his brother and they both nodded their head knowing that the man they came to town for had once again found himself in trouble."I'm not sure how he does it," Virgil mused. "He just naturally finds a way to get into tight spots." Hmm, that's true Virg," the brother said. "But he always seems to know how to get. “I’m not sure what he does for a living, frankly don’t care, as long as it’s legal and/or doesn’t get my house seized by the IRS or the DEA,” I informed my Danish girlfriend ... or was that mistress now?“And now, no more stupid laws about, well, you know ... everything ... No dumb laws. Just sky-high taxes, for which at least you get government services,” Magda observed while making out with Bjorg now.“That’s a fair trade, I think. Plus, you get to enjoy my fine company!” Frederik finally spoke. Now I felt like I had achance, if only the boy would meet me.He was at school, and just when I was ready to lose hope, he showed upoutside the door after classes. He wouldn't meet my eyes, but he saidto me, "I have been dreaming of you since just after your attack. In mydreams, you have been begging me to help you. But you don't understandwhat that will cost me." I think I do," I said. I showed him the binder I had gotten from mymom. "Let me tell you a story," I said, "there was a boy with a. ’ Ok’, he said ‘first I want a blowjob’, ‘but we’re supposed to stay 2 metres apart!’, I moaned ‘and what do you mean 1st?!’ You’re old enough to be my dad, you perv.’ ‘but I’m not am I love?’ ‘Ok a blow job, and what else?’ ‘I want to fuck you on the bonnet of your car at the back of this car park’ he stated ‘but everyone will see us’, I shrieked! ‘didn’t bother you before did it’ he replied. (He had me there).‘And I want to fuck your ass’. ‘Jeez you don’t want much do you’ I complained.‘Up to.