She was a cute girl, blonde with big blue eyes and a cute smile. She had had sex before, and he always wondered what it would be like watching her do ...t. He had seen Janet naked a couple of times, and had promptly jacked off after each time. He and Scott both were virgins, but it looked like Scotty was gonna get his first. All the girls liked Scott. He had brown hair and eyes and was a cross between Scott Baio and the Karate k**. Scotty was staying over the weekend while his parents were away. I am sorry, Mr. Jones, but your HMO does not pay for enemas. I’m going to have to slap the shit out of you.One old lady to another: I went to my HMO Dr. today.Other lady:I think our doctor is an HMO, but Frank thinks he’s straight.The seven dwarves of menopause: bitchy, itchy, sweaty, sleepy, bloated, forgetful and psycho.Why we love children!!A kindergarten told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.“How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked.Because I just pissed in its ear and. ‘’ please mistress I want this more than anything, please’’ she shut her eyes, chocked with sobs as she pleased. ‘’ And you?’’ Mistress asked looking at me. I replayed robotically.‘’ please Mistress let me be bound together with prissy forever’’. Mistress smiled. ‘’ So you two will be made one, forever and always’’ Mistress announced. Prissy showed me with kisses and held me tight. I felt a sharp prick in my neck and everything went dark. I woke up and all I could see was Prissy. He smiling. John and another guy were on hand to keep things on apace, to enjoy squeezing Mina’s tits and to keep their cocks stiff. Steve and two others were doing likewise. There was a pattern of frantic pounding followed by downtime in which the three studs seemed to to,loose interest and then find it again. Despite their similarities I was surprised that I could tell which one of them was pounding into me at any time. Mickey was much more energetic and harder, probably bigger while Alfie was not.