"Gwen? This is Sybil. I want you to eat me now. I want you to eat my asshole. I want you to ream me clean with your tongue and suck on me with your li...s while you stick your fingers up my cunt. Will you do that for me? For your friend, Sybil?" Yes. I love you Sybil." Then beg me to eat my asshole. Let me hear you beg." Sybil's voice was caustic and she bared her teeth as she looked at Gwen's benign face."Beg!"The room was still as they waited for Gwen to stir. She smiled dreamily up and moved. The way you're rolling my tights up your legs, it's obvious that you've done that before. I was also right about your legs. Those tights look better on you than they did on me, but there again, I didn't have a large erection poking through the hole in them."I still couldn't really believe what was happening. Here I was in the tent of a nearly naked lady, who I had only met within the last thirty minutes, wearing her still warm tights, about to screw her and if I was good enough to take her. . I asked Mummy how long Daddy would be out fishing and she said it would take the contagious.Jack is on his death bed, and he says to his wife “Can you give me one last wish?” She says “Anything you want”. He says “After I die, will you marry Larry?” She says “But I thought you hated Larry”. With his last breath, he says “I do”.A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says “Hey that’s. "I did go. I had an unexpected visitor. Prissy Adams, friend of my former girlfriend Katie, arrived at the house just after Mom and Mark Fisher left for happy hour and dinner at the country club. I have to tell you she climbed all over me, she was so glad to see me."Jason, I came up to see you. Now that Katie is out of the picture, I'm hoping you will look at me--look at me as more than just a friend of Katie's." I'm sorry Prissy, I've already found someone I'm interested in. We are.