What’s a cunt that talks back?An answering cervix.What do you give an eighty-year-old woman for her birthday?Mikey ... He’ll eat anything.What do ...ou call a woman who uses too much contraceptive cream?A spermicidal maniac.Why do women have legs?So they don’t leave snail tracks on linoleum floors.What do you call a hooker with no legs?A nightcrawler.What do you call a girl who’s just been run over by a car?Patty.Why do female parachutists always wear pantyhose?So they won’t whistle.How do you. (yeah, yeah, been done before but it’s true). I wore a short and tight low cut black spandex dress, a silicone padded bra, black patent 5′ pumps, and fishnet stockings. I added a long blonde hair extension to my naturally long hair, and did my makeup on the slutty side with false eyelashes, heavy eyeliner, and deep red glossy lipstick. Big hoop earrings and long fake acrylic nails completed the outfit. I have very soft and feminine features to begin with and my attention to detail was not lost. Lol I have also left my cock and balls hanging out of my shorts while living with my ex a few times so her sister could get a good look. I know she for sure saw one time when she was lingering around to make small talk when she would never really attempt to, I suspect she just wanted to make the experience last as long as possible. Another time I was talking to my girlfriend naked before a shower while her sister passed by in the hallway and I could see her in the reflection of the bathroom. ” he smiled.Inside it was cosy and very busy with after-office drinkers.He seated her at a small table and made his way to the bar: “Two large G & T’s pal!”The barman served the drinks, giving him a knowing wink with his change.“Keep the change Chum!” he countered. The barman nodded.Having returned with the drinks he said, “Just sip it slowly Janet, it may taste a bit sharp to start with.”“OK, I will,” she said sipping at the drink and taking in in her surroundings and the the thrill of being.