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, left onto Amelia St., right again onto Prince Edward St., and finally right into the driveway. The last few turns of my daily commute still felt aut...matic even though it was a few hours later and quite a bit darker than normal. With deadlines looming at work, I would be staying late every day this week. Stepping out of the car and grabbing my backpack from the backseat, I hoped that my wife, Amanda, was already cooking dinner. A fantasy of opening the door to find my beautiful wife cooking. I'm going. It's not like it will hurt if they show up before I leave. It's not like we don't know each other."What is with this "precious" guy time? Stupid, I say.Yes, I'm stalling but Jacob doesn't need to know."I need a shower." I do it just to annoy him.He huffs and leaves the bedroom.I pick my tightest jeans and a scoop top that gives a good view of my boobs. Yes, I feel sexy.I head to the kitchen."Hi guys." I smile. Everyone is at our cheap little dinette table. It's barely big enough for. Bow down to Earl_John for this one!!!!Charlie, a very handsome young rock crab wanted to marry the lobster princess... But, King Lionel, her father & also the lobster king said “Crabs walk sideways. Lobsters walk straight. Until the crab can walk straight, he’ll never marry my daughter.”The next day, the doors of the throne room burst open and in strode Charlie the crab, he walked straight up to the king, threw a claw around his shoulders and said:“Man, am I pissed!”Thank jmcnally for this. "The President is dead."She spoke with a Boston accent, using the familiar cadence they knew so well."Jack?" said Ben, grabbing the woman's shoulders, "Is that really you?" Ow," she said, wincing, "You're hurting me!" Ease up," said Marcie, prying his hands from the woman's shoulders."I'm Marcie Worthington," said the woman, rubbing her shoulders. "At least, that's what it says on my driver's license. But I don't remember. I don't remember anything. Do I know you two?" Yes," said Ben, "you do..
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