Use electro play on her9. Take her to amateur night at the strip club (and fuck her afterwards)10. Go shopping with her and get a blowjob (and hopeful...y a fuck) in changing room11. Watch me give my husband some CBT as you fuck me12. You get my body to try something you want to do. I was shocked by some of them but also turned on with what she was now looking to try. Once the sheet was completed my wife said she would be in contact when she was ready. She then brazenly said ‘my body is yours now. It’s 2PM and the only other person in the pub is the bartender. He's good looking, tall, fit, well dressed, dark hair and vibrant alluring green eyes. I finish my salad and take my beer up to the bar to chat him up. I tell him where I'm from and how desperately I need to start meeting people and find a place to stay. I can tell that he finds me attractive. I catch him frequently glancing at my big perky breasts. I haven't had sex since I left Toronto, and that was over 12 hours ago! I’m. You didn't like rug burns ... Now where was I? Here? Mmmm. Maybe it was here. Mmmm mmm. I'd better check out the first one, again." The last one was my left one. And, if you do much more of this, I won't be able to walk to the bedroom." No problem." Watch that!" Sorry. They sure make bedroom doors narrow." They expect people to walk in." Silly them. Umhm." Tickles! Stop. They figure people will know that once in bed, they can do all the kissing they want without contortions." Really? Let's try. -A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.-Ever stop to think and forget to start again?-My wife got 8 out 10 on her driver’s test--the other two guys managed to jump out of her way.-Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.-Give me ambiguity or give me something else.-He who laughs last thinks slowest.-Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?-Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the.