After that, the two of them hit it off. They got married when she was 20, and he was 25. A year later, his company hit the big time, making them wealt...y, and she stopped working to be a trophy wife and have kids. Within that year, she had her first kid.When the oldest girl turned eighteen, the father filed for divorce under the grounds of irreconcilable differences. He showed up to the trial with a new 20-year-old girl in his arms. He married the new girl only two weeks after the trial was. . . damn! I didn’t think this through, my carpet and my wall will need a serious clean-up. Now he is only twitching and shuddering, with just occasional desperate bucking and spasms. Finally he hangs still. Give it a few more minutes, I think, and say, ?ladies, let’s have another glass of wine?.Now it’s ?after?, and we take him down and lay him across my table, face down, spreading his legs out to the side. He would never volunteer for penetration or obey a command to bend over for me, always. Whereas I am the type of person who enjoys being able to be versatile and I also expect my partners to be versatile- never leaning to either one side. “If you can dish it, you can take it!!!! “ So, I was vaping outside after my meal and the white boy comes out and sparks a cigarette and he bluntly says to me, Hey wassup , great seeing you coming out here with everybody tonight, and were just kicking it and having a chuckle when he suddenly brings up NAT... he's like “heyss you heard ?? word on. ”;In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.”;On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday’s Meals on WheelsAt an Optometrist’s Office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, You’ve come to the right place.”;On a Plumber’s truck : “We repair what your husband fixed.”;On another Plumber’s truck: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”;At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : “Invite us to your next blowout.”;On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”;In a Non-smoking Area: “If we see.