” She gave me another hug and headed out into the night.It only took me a few minutes to strip everything off, change to Bo, and get dressed and hea... outside. One good thing about changing, it eliminated all effects of intoxication. I could be absolutely plastered as Chris, but the moment I changed to Bo I was stone sober. And it worked in reverse also, a drunk Bo instantly because a sober Chris.Gloria had only made it about three blocks when I grinned and dropped to the ground and started to. She's is of blueblood, you're of a pink collar. She's isto be served, you're the server. Do you understand?"I nodded as I peered over to my wife who apparently loved what she wasseeing. Miss Charlotte caught my glance and shouted, "Never look at yourmistress unless she speaks to you. You're eyes are not to meet hersunless she says that they may. You're a maid. I don't care what job youworked before Miss Richards found you, but that's what you are now. Learnyour place, maid. Whatever delusions. He is so freaked out that he goes to the next house and says “What’s up with your neighbours?” and the owner of the house says “Oh that’s the Robinson’s, they’re both deaf. She’s telling him to go milk the cow and he’s telling her to go fuck herself!”An out of work actor gets a call from his agent one day. “I’ve got you a job” says the agent. “That’s great!” says the actor “What is it?” “Well” says the agent “it’s a one-liner” “That’s okay” replies the actor “I’ve been out of work for so long. It looked fabulous.We talked.“What is your favourite word?” she asked.I thought for a moment. “Ridiculous.”She looked a tiny bit annoyed. “My question?”“No, the word ‘ridiculous.’”She smiled. “Why?”“Because it is, itself, ridiculous.”Her hand frequently held mine, stroked my leg under the table, caressed me. We took a cab to her flat. What, I asked myself, are you doing? You don’t know her but the truth was I did know her. I had always known her. In the cab, she kissed me and I thought at one.