”“Rachel!” Beca exclaimed. Brittany buried her face against my shoulder. “You are so wicked! Um ... Do you mean it?”“Yes, Kitten. I mean i....” It was the first time I’d heard Rachel use my pet name for Beca. “You know, I’m a little weird, I guess. I just think that I look at the four of you ... and Desi ... and I think I’d do anything for any of you. I don’t want to hide the fact that Jacob and I are lovers. I don’t want Joan to hide it, either. Or you and Joan. I’m ... I really feel ... I love. To make matters worse, almost no one realizes they have this mold that they expect someone to fit into. Therefore they find mismatches and guess what? It doesn't work!"Now to complicate things, people want to equate age with maturity. Age is an easy way to judge someone. To understand maturity, you really need to know that person."Let's take Jessica. She's thirteen, and yet she's in ninth grade. How did that happen?" I'm smart, I skipped seventh grade," Jessica said with a grin.From the onset. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.”The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: “Are you a real pilot?”He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”Forwarded compliments of John A. By Jeff Foxworthy:If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation. “No, I think Vin’s taking today’s game a bit more seriously than usual.”“Yeah, but...” Alaina trailed off, looking between the scoreboard and the field. “I didn’t think our team was that good?”“According to Vin, it’s not. Usually. But football’s a team game. And Vin’s all about teamwork, and team play, and sportsmanship. And he plays to have fun. So he doesn’t really go all out, because he doesn’t want to carry the team—not fun for him. He just trains enough that he probably could if he felt.