We got on the plane and the pilot told us there would a few other people riding with us today. The other people ended up being these two older married...women, not bad looking but a little upity. We all waited on the plane for over an hour to take off. We were drinking like there was no tomorrow. The two women really loosened up during this time. We all started talking about everything then got to sex and joining the "mile high club". We took tjis and ran hard with it as we thought these women. ”Our poor, dear Katie.Telling our parents was going to be a challenge. And we wanted to set a wedding date. Now! The three of us—five of us?—walked up to the house on Thanksgiving morning and there was a non-stop commentary in my head on everything Miranda was seeing for the first time. She immediately pointed at the cars and four-wheelers and demanded to know what they were. I managed to convince her that they were trains that ran without tracks.She’d balked at wearing jeans and I’d finally. Back when I was five years old I had accidentally stepped on her Barbie dolls and she almost gave me a concussion (yeah she is a crazy bitch). At the end of the longest ride home I have ever had, finally parked in front of my house I made the slow agonizing walk to the front door that seemed to last for miles. Even with my slow pace the door just seemed to float closer. (Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here) with my last step I was in front of the gates of hell, and there was nothing I could. “After,” I chuckled. “Well, I knew the virginity part beforehand, obviously, because that was part of the negotiations.”“You agreed, before you even kissed her seriously, to give up all your other girls, and future girls, in exchange for her virginity?” Kara asked incredulously.“And to have her as a long-term mistress,” I said.“I don’t believe it!” Kara said.“It makes sense if you think about it, Kara,” Jessica said. “First of all, Steve likes the younger, virginal ones, because he can teach.