”Why did God give women nipples?To make suckers out of men.Why did the Detroit Lions hire two nuns and a prostitute for the new season?Because they ...eeded two tight ends and a wide receiver.Why are clams like women?When the red tide comes, you don’t eat them.How does a man know when he’s eaten pussy well?When he wakes up in the morning and his face looks like a glazed doughnut.Did you hear about the new video game for women only, called Dick-Man?You put a quarter in and get fucked.I’ve got a. He wasn't rich, but I had no doubt he would be someday, and I was going there with him. I'm not a gold digger, but I know being a pretty cheerleader won't pay the bills after college. And I'm smart enough to know I really don't want to try and get a job on the Liberal Arts degree I'll have next year.Anyway, I'd brought a few of my sorority sisters like Devon wanted, and he didn't even bother to thank me, but at least this party wasn't the 'sausage fest' he, complained about. Lots of guys in. . I really am a woman. You bitch Lisa. I'm going to fuckin' kill you. How did you do this to me? How COULD you do this to me?")Tears are streaming now and the ultrasonographer stops as he prepares to molest me with that thing. "Are you all right." "Fine" I sob. "That's all I wanted to know." I get up and despite protestations, return to the ED where I take off my gown and put my trackpants, T-shirt and Lisa's shoes back on. The pregnancy test is negative of course and the intern feels obliged. "Pull your top up over your tits, little girl."I pulled it up, my size Bs no longer the bane of my existence. He liked them, kneading on them and yanking on my nipples until they were hard pebbles. Then I was distracted by his other hand, two thick fingers shoving deep as they could in my pussy. I couldn’t help crying out."No cherry," he commented, twisting his fingers. "lost it during hard exercise?" "been running to join a marathon with my friends for a charity. don't stop, feels good." "I.