‘Hmmm….let’s do this,’ you say with an impish giggle. With that, and a few simple clicks, our story is revealed for all the world to read. It...all started a couple of hours ago…Alex’s Story I’m lying across the pillow atop our bed, wearing nothing more than a pair of briefs with laptop across my thighs and back propped against no fewer than three pillows. Mind wandering as my fingers struggle to translate random imagery from my head into words on a screen. Then you enter from the ensuite. Long. Thin straps held it on her shoulders. The cups revealed a lot of cleavage and without her brassiere, her nipples were clearly visible through the top. Indeed, the dress hugged her for so tightly, the indentation of her navel and the outline of her pubic mound were also clearly defined.Jane was going to cause quite a stir especially in the pants of a handsome German officer, thought Patty jealously though her mind was confused over who it was exactly she was jealous of anymore. Jane was primping. "All of them are my children." Ah, um, ah, how many are um, all of them?" I asked suspiciously."There are seventeen," She said with a smile in her voice.I was astounded, "Wow, you must have a very happy husband."She again looked at me questioningly, turned and asked one of the older kids something in French then turned back to me, "No, no, there is no husband. These are all only my children."This was more information than I needed to know. What I did know was I needed to get away from this one.. I looked at my wife and said, “Now I know where we rank.”“Barnacle inspection?” she asked.“Works for me.”Seamus knew what that meant, and he zipped down the hall into his room. Moments later we heard a racket that I figured was him piling stuff in front of his door. Well, he’d have to come out for meals at some point. Riley was smarter and gave both her mother and me a hug. Mom did the same. “How was your trip?” she asked.“Good. Interesting,” I answered.“What were you two up to?” she asked,.