In a desultory way he looked through the contents amused bythe unfashionable garments and faintly disgusted when a few pairs of redrubber incontinence...pants came to light formed like Victorian bloomerswith frills below where the knee would be. The box also contained oldlady corsetry, petticoats, dresses and coats. He wondered why on earthanyone would wear this stuff. He turned to repack the clothes when he wasstruck by an unaccountable desire to try the things on. That would besilly he. Every once and awhile she'd look back at me and smile. Finally it was time for take off. The beautiful stewardess started walking back towards the back of the plane when another passenger stood up right in front of her causing her to divert her path. I tried not to stare at her, but couldn't help myself. Finally she made her way to the back of the plane where I sat alone. "Can I get you anything before takeoff?" asks the busty stewardess, staring at the bulge in my pants."Yeah some coffee so I. I gabbed a margeritta and layed by the pool after a few minutes I hear this sweet lil voice say , hi, is this lounge chair taken? As I turned towards the voice I heard It was GINA! Hi Gina,what the hell u doing here! Well its a ladies weekend out and a few of our husbands went to Alabama for the stock car race so we headed to the coast for fun and relaxation without the k**s. Dave is Kim here too? No, we have a guys weekend golf today and fishing tomorrow. Where's your friends? Well we played. "I only ask because I wondered if it ever bothered you how your necklooks," Melanie slowly eased the conversation.Jordan wiped the side of his eye as a tear was waiting to fall down hischeek."Bothered me?" he replied."I don't want to be out of line" she began as Jordan looked as Melaniepointed to the throat. "Yours protrudes out a little. I'm just sayingbecause they can take care of that with a shave," she explained.Jordan was lost in this conversation and had no idea what she wastalking.