Dunkleflopper contracted rabies before naming a successor, resulting in a civil war. But that’s a story for another time.After four years, Emperor T...rinklebopple was sitting behind his desk reviewing the latest important documents when his chief advisor, Literally Actually Satan, approached him.“Emperor Thrinklebopple,” began Literally Actually Satan, “Have you given any thought to your successor or taking a wife?”If you’re wondering how Literally Actually Satan became chief advisor to Emperor. I squeezed her hand, and in these words I did.My dorm mate had suggested we head to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. I thought that was a bad idea with a major economics test bearing down. "Damn it, Jim!" he said in his idea of a Georgia accent. "I'm a party animal, not a professional student." The hidden joke in there is that he's James and I'm Leonard."Look," he said, wiping popcorn grease on his jeans before putting my desk calendar atop my open textbook and flipping it to the next month. He. "My god I'm so proud of you. You are my hero and comfortable inyourself." I'm not sure about that. It is exciting I don't deny but it is scaryand I have no idea how I will feel if someone else notices. Thehumiliation may kill me!" It won't kill you and I will always be here for you. Remember that Ilove you."That night the sex was a repeat of the previous evening. "We need tofind another way to do this or we will go broke with a new pair oftights each day," I pointed out."Maybe you should. The atmosphere seemed to be "get what you can while you are still able" and I was in no position to question the logic of that status.The attendant for the main hall advised me that I was due in the hall for a special duty that all masters had to tend to on a weekly basis. I just nodded my head like it was "old news" for me and rousted out my three cohorts, Drusilla, Hilda, and the hulking Jeffrey. We each had our own thoughts after a rollicking night of humping and playing happy games in the.