In the kitchen, I turned on the coffee maker and sat at the table, having a fresh cup of coffee. I could still hear the saw. I had no idea where it ca...e from, though I knew that it was close. The saw stopped with a sudden, final roar, and I heard a branch hit the ground nearby. I went out to the laundry porch, and I could see a man in the tree in the back yard next door. He was tied to the tree with some kind of rope harness. I’m sort of an exhibitionist, have always been one, I. ‘I’m not going to argue. I left all my willpower behind about eight countries ago,’ I said in defeat. ‘And just leave your bag there, I’ll get your laundry,’ she said and pushed me to the bathroom with a little shove. I almost fell asleep in the shower. I tumbled into my mother’s bed and slept for a whole day. All I know is I went to sleep and it was daylight, I woke up and it was still daylight, but slightly earlier in the day. I crawled and stumbled my way to the bathroom and was. "She curled up on the other end of the couch and pulled the tee shirt around her. Any man who says tee shirts don't talk has never seen a woman in one. The way she tucks the damn thing around her talks, sings songs, and dances.Cindy Lou was wearing one of Dad's 2XXL tee shirts with Malone's Garage across the back. That big old shirt should've been floppy all the way to her ankles. But when Cindy Lou settled back that tee shirt was tight across her breasts and the curves of her legs.I knew what. Not even in my wildest imagination could I have dreamed that they'd feelas good as this dress did in this moment.It was like I was in an entirely new universe as I pulled the dress uppast my waist and maneuvered my left arm into the shoulder. I called uponevery bit of flexibility I'd ever demonstrated in my life as I zipped upthe back with my right arm, practically pulling my shoulder out of thesocket to do so. But beauty is pain and this pain was worth it. I wasfinally dressed in my perfect.