"Oh," cried the inspector, "who can live here?" A most dangerous conspirator, a man we are ordered to keep the most strict watch over, as he is daring...and resolute." He is alone?" Certainly." How long his he been there?" Nearly a year." Was he placed here when he first arrived?" No; not until he attempted to kill the turnkey, who took his food to him." To kill the turnkey?" Yes, the very one who is lighting us. Is it not true, Antoine?" asked the governor."True enough; he wanted to kill me!". It had a horrid carpet on the floor but she was assured they would change it out to any solid color she desired before signing the lease. For some reason, Tammy selected the fluffy white carpet much to the surprise of the designer because it was not popular with the younger set.The young lady that showed her the unit was called Winona and she had impressive boobs that probably convinced most male customers to sign on the dotted line without reading the small print. In a strange coincidence,. This is a repost without the song lyrics. I have been told that it is a copyright infringement to post the lyrics without permission.This story was inspired by the song ‘If This is Austin I Still Love You’ written by David Kent and Kiristi Manna and sung by Blake SheltonI was coming back from a four-day seminar on Robotics. I arrived at my apartment about 3:00 PM on a Friday when it all went to hell in a handbasket. Sally had told me she was not happy, and that she wanted to talk when I got. "Let's head this way a bit, to get away from some of the crowds," Sheryl coaxed, leading us toward her ultimate goal.After finding a spot and setting up our chairs, blankets and umbrella, we promptly dropped onto our tired posteriors. The alcohol was definitely kicking in and Sheryl started handing out beer and wine coolers all around in order to keep us on track.After relaxing a while and engaging in a fair amount of useless banter, Sheryl popped up with the inevitable question, "so, who's up.