It twitches at the unceremonious attention. I really couldn't be bothered creeping around last night. You know, afterwards, to clean up! Hence the cri...py fly and the matted pubes. I really should get up. Still, another few minutes won't hurt. It will still be a dark, dreary January, after yet more of my spunk gets spilled. I bloody love wanking. Now I know how to do it right. Took a while though. Sure, we had the 'birds and bees' chat. Me and Dad. Well, he just sort of mumbled some stuff and I. Bheetri shareer jaag raha tha ,jis kaaran use ek tadpan kianubhooti hui ja rahi thi.Meine pehle uske honthon ko apni jeebha se geela kiya, gaalonper halki aawaz ke, phir bhaari aawaz ke chumban maar diyetada-tad, phir uske raseele honton ka rass grahan kerne ke liyeuske labon ko bheench kar choosna shuru ho gaya. uske adharphadkne lage, munh khul gaya, uski jheebha mere munh menjaane ke liye betaab thi, yeh invitation tha-mein uski jeebha kochooste-chooste apne munh ke bheetar le gaya. phir. I opened up the boxes and found my helmet. I said nothing to Jason as I reverently pulled the helmet from its box and examined it. Several pads tumbled to the ground."What's that?' Jason asked.I looked down at the pads. "I think they are used to adjust the fit."I checked the boxes and found a road team's jersey to put on. Coach Grisham was shouting for everyone to assemble around him on one of the thirty yard lines. "And bring your playbook!" he commanded.I grabbed my helmet and playbook and. We got Abe to look at the paperwork and Friday at midday the deal was struck. We then had a great weekend in the most liberal state in the Union before flying home - relaxed and refreshed.Joyce took Laura to another checkup at Noelle's. She was asked how the journey had been and how she was feeling in general. Everything looked fine and a second ultra-sound scan more or less confirmed that there was indeed 'one of each'. The appointment had been straight after school, so Joyce brought Laura.