..the next installment or what developed . Maybe you should read that one first to see how this developed...It was time for the annual Halloween party...and my wife had come up with an interesting costume idea for us . A native , kind of Hawaiian theme , with the grass skirt thing . I convinced her that a nice little thong under the skirt would be the most realistic way to do it and she agreed .A friend of ours showed up with his girlfriend and they were dressed as Tarzan and Jane . Their. “It’s going to be a long night,” I murmured under my breath. “Well, at least the scotch is good.”How did I know how long David and his date had been dating? How did I know what woman they were talking about, even though I hadn’t seen her tonight? Y’know, the woman they were drooling over, and secretly hoping was a prostitute. Simple. David was the guest of honor.My wife was his date…and his girlfriend.Like I said at the beginning. It’s complicated. Stick with me, and I’ll catch you up.***Dinner. ”I excitedly replied, “Okay, thanks for everything, goodbye.” I almost dropped the phone, as I was so excited about getting away. I ran to the bedroom saying, “Maui, here I come!”I then emailed David about the trip, praying that he could join me. It did not take long for him to answer me. He told me he would be delighted to join me, after all he had to go to Hawaii, on business that week. He added his wife could not join him this time, and has already booked a flight and would be there before. Now that I knew to be on my guard, it probably wasn't a real threat. I was rationalizing again."Well, he had this medical instrument. He said he bought it from a medical-supply place somewhere. It looked like a pair of pliers with curved plates for jaws, only the top one was just an outline and... oh, you had to have been there. Look..."I unzipped my skirt and let it drop to the floor. I pulled my g-string down and stepped out of it as well. I thought of going around to everyone but the light.