" Samantha giggled. "Can we watch it sometime?" It's more crude than dirty, but it is a work of genius. I've got it on DVD; it's called Full Metal Jac...et." Cool." Samantha tried a ridiculous line of her own. "I've been entered into the pregnant teen miss USA pageant." That's nice." Last weekend, I took Samantha on an African safari. We hunted elephants using nothing but a yo-yo. We're having the meat shipped back after it's been cured. We'll send you some when it arrives." That's nice. Wait.. “What is it about you females that heats the blood of our males so?”“There was no hot blood involved,” Trudy snapped back. “They seek power, and for some reason they believe that my brother Greg has it.”“Are you saying then that he does not?”“Does not – what?”“Have this power you speak of ... this power these men are so hungry for?”Trudy shrugged and her arms folded over her chest again. “My brother has some wealth – as does Bill Frawnings. He has a large home and a large estate – as does Bill. ” I squealed in mock anger, “Fuck you bitch, you just raped me! Now you gotta go to jail or something.”“No, I won't go, they got women in them places that like teen girls, I would be a toy for some fat ugly dickless dyke.” I raised up over her, I had caught my breath and was feeling frisky again, “So you would have some lezzie bitch after you, and I know what they would want to do.”“Yeah?” she challenged “What would you know about it?”I moved to straddle her hips again, the same position I. " She paused for a second. "Who's Paul?"That startled me. "Paul is a young man that she works with. Why do you ask?" Because he called and they talked and then she told me he said hello. I think they were talking about you know what." Hmm, probably so, and I need to talk to you about that too. Well not really about that, but about your sister and me working together. You know it's going to be hard to convince her that I am not the bad man don't you?" Why would she think that?" Well, because I.