$400 a month covers all. Serious inquires only-call 999-2112."What's liberal supposed to mean? Are you gay or something?" Was the response that I rece...ved several times. My reply was always " No and your girlfriend doesn't think so either." Little did I realize that liberal often meant being gay in the personals scene. The call that stuck out the most however was the one that made me sit down and share this with you."Good evening sir. I do not wish to bother you but are you the gentleman. Joy was very reluctant when I first broached the subject of visiting one of the various adult novelty stores in our area and actually gave me the impression that she thought that anyone who would do that to them selves was in need of help and it was just not something she was interested in at all. After three months of nagging I finally convinced Joy to let me purchase one of the old style, hard plastic type vibrators and bring it into our bed one night. She seemed to think it was going to bite. " Her tinkling giggle echoed down the phone line. "Oh my God!" I managed to choke. "So Stacey fixed you up a date with him? His name is Adam?" I asked - somewhat redundantly."Well, not a date exactly," Linda replied. "Let's just say that Adam has been told I'm off the leash for the weekend, and that I need... companionship." Again her soft chuckle echoed down the line. My cock arose like a hound sensing quarry."Okay, honey," I managed to croak. She reminded me to take care of myself,. Vanessa gave me a smug look. I drained my glass.“You may want to do some character research,” I warned her. “Now get rid of that top and c’mon. We’re going to a barbecue.”“Cool!” And the top half of her bathing suit went flying over the counter and onto the sand. I grinned to see a pair of big tits high on her chest. I slapped my left hand down on the edge of the bar, reached across with my right, snagged the back of her neck and dragged her across for a kiss. Vanessa ran a finger over my.