“It’s Dave; he’s kicked me out...” She said, just uttering the hint of a whimper down the phone as if to cry. Dave is aged 19. Dave was Jodie...��s long-term boyfriend who had treated her like shit from the day they got together. He was always paying her little – to no mind when they were together and just generally not doing the ‘boyfriend thing’ as she called it. 9/10 times he left her house, Jodie’s mum tells me, Jodie would run to her room crying for seemingly no reason. They had been together. Nothing. Hmm... I must have imagined it, I supposed. With the stream in front of me, the trees, birds, lambs, so many little sounds, what's one more. But wait, there it was again. This time, the slightest of rustling coming from within the trees to my left. I peered through the boughs but could see nothing. A few steps towards the edge. No, just an animal a small woodland creature no doubt. I began to walk slowly through the trees, alongside the stream to my right. The ground climbed steadily. What about the others?" Well, the two I mentioned are two I want to do. There was talk at thepress conference about doing a TV movie, or a book deal too." Yeah. Well, whatever you want to do is fine with me." Even if I wanna do the porno?" I grinned at her."Wait, seriously?" Yeah, I doubt it's a serious offer though. The same people that offerevery hot girl who makes the news a million bucks to do porn." Oh yeah, that's funny." I'm not gonna do it, of course." Well yeah."So it was settled. . I got down on my knees. The boys were all looking at us like we were crazy. She told me to open my mouth and to leave it open. I didn’t understand why, but I was tired of her being a bitch to me, so I just did it and then she told me I had to kneel there and leave it open, no matter what, or she was going to start teasing me even more and calling me even more names. That actually bothered me, because I was having a hard enough time getting people to like me as it was. It’s not easy being the.