. You are crazy ... Get yourself off home.”Then the foreman sees Mick packing his bag and says “Mick ... where do you think you are going?”Mick ...ays Well I can’t work in the dark can I”?This one is from joevsr‎Valentine’s DayBar Stool #1 “What did you get your wife for Valentine’s Day??Bar Stool #2 “Nothing, She did not use what I got her last year.”Bar Stool #1 “What did you get her last year?”Bar Stool #2 “Cemetery Plots!!”Valentine’s day is the only day you can wear a red “heart-on” and. You begged and pleaded for your dad to buy you a new dress."My Mom said."That..." I said.My Mom then put her hand on my forehead. "You don't feel hot. I knowwhat will make you feel better. Go take a quick shower. You don't wantto be late to school." My Mom said.I then headed into the bath room. I was so confused. What is going onhere? Why is my Mom treating me like her daughter? She must have losther mind but I am not complaining I thought as I turned on the water. Ithen took off my white. It was 11 am show and the movie ended at 1:30 pm.It was a gud movie.After the movie we went for lunch and came back home at 3 pm.It was end on May and the heat was unbearable.it was around 44 degrees.When we came back home we came to know dat there was a power cut.Me- fuck man,light hi nae hai.Priety-nae yaar aisa mat bol,itni garmi me kya haalat hogi.Me-are sachme nae hai yaar.priety-shit….Ab???me-ab kya…betho garmi meWe both were perspiring heavily due to heat.We sat down on bed and just. We both just lied there for a minute. Then a box shifted and knocked some icicles down. We both jumped up, scared to death that someone would find out what we did. We looked at each other with a look of concern. We should probably get outta here. Everyones gonna be wondering what happened to us, I told her. Yeah, I hope they dont think we were doing anything in here. I mean, weve made it kind of obvious to everyone else here that were totally into each other, she said back. We both walked out.