I pulled upto the office and walked in,Jane was sat down with her glasses at the end of her nose,she was sat at her desk,she just stared at me as she ...rabbed a notepad and ordered me to sit down on the sofa in the next room,i waited what seemed like hours thinking what i could say to keep my job,Jane walked in,holding her phone up and showed the picture of my cock filling the screen.She asked `what the hell is this`? i told her it was a joke and that i was sorry and explained it wasn`t meant. Q: What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer plays golf with the judge.Q: When lawyers die, why do vultures ignore them?A: Even a vulture has taste.Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.Q: What is the definition of a “crying shame”?A: There were two empty seats.Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?A: An offer you can’t understand.Q:. She felt like she would burst. She felt her panties flooding with gush after gush of moisture. Her pussy was soo hot and itching to be touched. But she couldnt do it in front of Jake. He liked these kinds of movies but she didnt look like the girl on the screen. Paley had nice breasts, she thought, but not compared to the big breasted girl on the screen. If he liked stuff like that, there was no way he would like her . But that didnt stop the fire building in her, ready to consume her right. After we parked I looked over to the right and there was a car parked near us two lads with hoodys in an red escort also sitting looking like they were relaxing just like us.I paid no attention to it and asked Emma to lock the doors as I went to toilet and into the stations arcade to play a few fruit machines; I stated I was going to be a while so just relax.‘Lock the door Hun I will be right back’. I slammed the door shut and started to make my way to the petrol station, as I walked off I.