I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement...- Mark TwainThe secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning...and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible- George BurnsSanta Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.- Victor BorgeBe careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.- Mark TwainBy all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a. We made sweet passionate love and talked about what we might do Monday through Friday.+++++After church Ronnie and Joyce came over. Ronnie had on his dress pants, dress shirt, and a tie, Mom said that he looked very nice. Joyce had on a baggy dress to her ankles and she hated it, saying that her mother made her dress too conservatively for church. She said that if she can wear miniskirts to school then she should be able to wear them to church.Mom took Joyce off while I put the Girls Gone Wild. Every other one of your girlfriends are. I definitely want to meet the rest of the Sorority. I swear, I didn’t think you could find someone as beautiful as Lana and Beck. I’ll know better for next time.”“Sorority?” Tabby asked, giving me a hard look.“Sorry,” Emma said, coming to my rescue. “My word, not his. He’s told me all about you. I’ve even considered pledging, but Matt’s undecided as to whether this semester’s pledge class is still open or not.”“I like it,” Lana said. “We already act like. Contessa appeared on the screen. Amazingly enough, she had on clothes and she was smiling. "Okay, so you're standing in 'Authmn's Den' and you just read about the contest for me. Now you're wondering if it's true or not. Probably asking yourself why would Contessa do this? Well, it's true. It's my way of thanking my fans. But of course, only one fan will walk away the winner, not to mention, wet! So, don't you want to be that lucky guy? Go ahead and fill out that form and good luck!" "Damn," I.