O'Rourke, Civil LibertarianGovernment is the great fiction through which everybody endeavours to live at the expense of everybody else.Frederic Bastia..., French economist(1801-1850)I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.Will RogersIn general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.Voltaire (1764)Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an. It just never happened. Whenever Kristin was single I was with someone and when I was with someone Kristin was single. For the most part we never really thought about it and actually to be honest we joked around maybe once or twice about how we seem to always alternate. Kristin was a really cool friend to have. As a guy we never really know what women or at the time girls are thinking about. Having her around was like my special decoder whenever my girlfriend was mad at me she would always. It was late June, almost two months since my sixteenth birthday, and like every summer my family and I were taking our trip up to Michigan to visit family and camp out for a weekend on a lake. This year though I was able to bring a friend, so my best friend Sam came with us.“That guy over there, trying to put the tent together,” Sam said, pointing towards the water.“Oh that's just my cousin Brett, why?” I said, stretching as I got out of the car.“Because he's hot, that's why. You never told me. Then he checked his phone. 0 bars. Perfect. Nobody could track their cell phones now. They were all fast asleep. The sleeping gas had knocked them out very well. Over the next 3 hours he continued along the interstate like his passengers thought he would. The Las Vegas Wolves’ Cheerleading team sat in his bus. 33 girls not including the male and female coaches lay snoozing as he drove. They were supposed to be headed to Salt Lake City to compete in an international cheer competition..