‘Help yourself to honey. Herb tea can be strange if you’re not used to it.’ He took a sip, then tried not to grimace as he spooned in the honey,...watching it melt as he stirred it. ‘I think this must be a first for me,’ he offered after they sipped their tea in silence for a while. ‘The car is usually so reliable, I’ve never broken down before.’ ‘Have you had a long journey?’ He looked at his watch and then compared it with the grandfather clock ticking away in the corner. ‘Four hours! It was. Are those my panties?… WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY PANTIES?!?!.. Good God in heaven… Did I hear what I think I just heard?… This movie is pornographic i****t… Those two boys are having sex with their mother… That is disgusting… You sick boy… Is this what turns you on? … Huh?… Is it?… Answer me you little pervert… Is this what turns you on?… Seeing two boys having sex with their mother?.. Is this what you want to do as well?… Have sex with me?… Is it?… Is this what you want to do with. Suddenly some motion caught his attention as Anna slid onto the bed behind him.“See, I knew you liked my photos, Uncle Nick!”“Anna! Please...this is a private moment. Why don’t you go have a shower?” He was desperately trying to get her out of the room before his deepest urges took over.She laughed it off. “I’m not sure how private it is when it’s my photos you’re looking at, and you left the door open.”Nick was immediately apologetic. “Anna, I’m so sorry, I shouldn’t be doing this looking at. 

“She bit me. So I pushed her. She’s fine. Since when do Princesses bite?”

I pulled out my sword. Ready to fight and win. 

“Let’s change the rules” the boy said. “Just this once.”

“The game’s rules don’t change. that’s one of the rules.” I say, impatient for battle.

“Unless we all agree. If you win, like normal. You take her. If you lose, she stays for a little bit. 
You can stay too, but you have to pretend the whole time to be a bad guy. No cheating.”

I had never lost. 

“Sure,.