So, you will be the housekeeperand provide the child care for our baby, while I go off to my job." That sounds like you want me to be the wife."Ellen ...miled at him. "You say that like being a wife is a negativething. It's the wife that makes a house a home. If you have a problemwith that, we need to talk about it. Let's face it you have alreadytaken over the role of homemaker for this family, it's a short jump tobecoming my wife." I still need time to think this through. Is that alright?". .." Was it just emotions... ?" It was something..." I never felt..." Me neither."They had been walking into the house during their elliptical conversation and were at the base of the stairs when they faced each other. "It's impossible but true," said SHE."You love me and I love you," said Sarah. They giggled and hugged. Grabbing Sarah's hand, SHE pulled her up the stairs, and finding her room empty, secured it behind her.Both began talking at once and stopped, the ever diplomatic Sarah. Delicately flicking the whip, he made it land on her mound, her outer lips, and then her bud itself. That really hurt! She screamed."I told you I'd pussy-whip you tonight, sweet one." With that he landed three more strokes on her tender flesh before bending to suck the soreness away. He pressed a buzzer beneath the bed, to summon the two mouths."Continue. She will be quiet now - wont you?" He tickled her chin with the whip. She nodded.She felt the plastic penis re-inserted into her now-sore. That one was easy, right?2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung).3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and tomorrow!5. The letter "e" which is the most common letter used in the English language, does not appear even once in the paragraph.I'll be getting Alzheimer's any time now.How did you do?These are compliments of J. D.Important.