Very fit, very attractive, very screwed up.She moved into a new apartment in late June, isn't very handy and is between boyfriends at the moment. She...called my wife on July 3rd (preggo, btw) and asked if we could come over to help her set up a bedframe and some Ikea junk. No big deal, right? My wife said that she was tired but volunteered me to help. I was actually happy to get out for a little while and was curious about the new apartment. I kissed my wife goodbye and left completely. These kids are nine years old. Nine. Not nineteen or sixteen or even thirteen. Nine. So why do they have to do the whole romantic and flirty thing? Watching them make goo-goo eyes at each other and say things like “My girlfriend and me really like singing together” just made me cringe. I didn’t want to correct him to “my girlfriend and I” as much as to “my friend and me.” Kids that age are supposed to make cute grammatical errors; they are not supposed to have lovers.Yes, I said lovers, because. That had been a dream of his for along time. That afternoon after eating breakfast and watching t.v. with tanya, she excused herself saying she was gonna go take a shower. “uh-oh…” he said to himself. The thought of his sister naked in the shower gave him a raging boner. He heard her turn on the water and shut the bathroom door. Then she called down and said “hey jonas, come here a sec.” jones went up the stairs where his sister was waiting in a very skimpy bikini that was black with pink. These guys had frequented our store and saw me strutting behind the counter. I am a very social person and enjoy talking to everyone. Well, at 2AM after the bars had closed and the buzz has turned to drunk, these men had only one topic to discuss, SEX!!!I was an insatiable young man who adorned dishonorable intensions accented with a kinky sexual curiosity. I pleasured in all the diverse forms of genital satisfaction. Even, the voyeurism of a buddy who butt fucked my girlfriend after we.