He walked on stage and placed his papers on the lectern, but they slid off onto the floor. As he bent over to retrieve them, at precisely the wrong in...tant, he inadvertently farted.The microphone amplified his mistake resoundingly through the room and reverberated it down the hall.He was quite embarrassed but somehow regained his composure just enough to deliver his paper. He ignored the resounding applause and raced out the stage door, never to be seen in his home town again.Decades later,. All of a sudden, Barocca burst into the room, and she and Jordan started fight-ing." "She and Jeanne jumped me in my lab," said Dee Dee. "That's how I hit my head." "Then one of the Vectran girls left, and found Rhiannon somewhere, and brought her there,” said Cleo. “She's pissed off at Barocca big time." "There's a line for that, which is forming around the block," muttered Tiffany. "Anyway," continued Calista, "Rhiannon was pissed at both Jordan and Barocca. She told Jordan she'd give. Waiting for that day was like watching a dagger move slowly towards my heart.My bottom is still bright pink from all the spanking I received yesterday. I wasn't going to tell my mom, my dad, or even my brother what happened. It was far too embarrassing.Noticing that I wasn't spending much time with Sherwin anymore, Dad went shopping and got me a Venus Fly Trap. He could have got me another brother or sister from an orphanage, but instead he decided to give me a plant! But the Venus Fly Trap. "Does it matter? I've seen you naked a thousand times mom so I think I'll stay in here." Excuse me? Ok, whatever. Why do you want to talk to me in here while I am naked in the bathtub?" Well, I was wondering if I could ask you something. I know we talk about anything and everything but this is kinda personal and I wouldn't want you to get weirded out by it..."My hands are so cold and I'm shaking so much that I think I am about to pass out."Just tell me. What is it?" Well after all these years.