Q: Why does Corona go through your system so fast?A: Because it does not have to stop to change colorQ: How do you get a computer drunk?A: A Screensho... of Tequila.Q: When do women drink alcohol?A: Wine O’Clock.Q: Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?A: 2 drinks.Q: How do you find a man in a bar who is sensitive, caring and good looking?A: He’s nursing a Mike’s Hard Lemonade and is acting super super gay!Q: What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?A:. I don't know..." Oh come on! We were just talking, you can't be mad." I'm not. Really... I have no idea why, and I don't even know if I should tell you this, but it turned me on."This is the classic 'hey, I'm just as perplexed by my crazy brain as you are' strategy. It's not 100% honest, but you've probably been confused about your desire to be cuckolded in the past. You're just fudging the timeline so you can act out your confusion in front of your wife.SCENARIO 4You say, "remember that time. ." Get into the middle of the room Mike and bend over!" She said," use the paddle Jo!" and knelt in front of Mike, took his hands and held them together with her sash belt, " Thrash him Jo Darling!" Jo took aim with the paddle, licking her lips then gently biting her lower lip, WHACK, WHACK, WHACK!.....She smacked Mike's arse 12 times. " Mum this is great!" yelled Jo, " can we take his jeans down?" Lyn said " OK " reached up undid his belt and top button, pulled his zip down and slid the jeans. As soon as it passed down SB brought his tounge back up and down and up and down until CB started to grind her hips and moan Loudly. CB squeezed her thighs and tried to hold on but the urge in her hot pussy was becoming overwhelming. She felt SBs hand on her right titty stretching and pinching her nipple. His tounge was going up down fast on her clit then down to her dripping pussy hole. Then he would take the fluid back up to her clit with his mouth for his lips and tounge to play with on her.