)There was one small flat box and two good sized ones, one big one was labeled, "For when he's gone." Yup, dildo. The other big box read, "For when he...s bad," Butt Plug. Big one too."I'll be good!" I yelled.The hit of the day was the label on the small box, "For when she's gone." Inflatable sheep.Where do these people find this stuff?The Sheriff presented Wendy with a little .32 LadySmith. "for your purse, little lady." I got the box of shells."SPEECH! SPEECH! SPEECH!!."I manned up, "You guys. “The hippie makes us eat these…they increase our sperm count,” Aaron explains. “This hippie chick sounds really fucking weird…and you guys wanna hook me up with her?” the redhead replies, tossing his empty banana peel in the nearby wastebasket. “Dude, she is SO fucking good! And she can’t get enough sex! She definitely needs more than 2 dicks!” J.J. interjects, as Aaron hands out a second round of bananas. “Yeah, I don’t know…” Steve replies skeptically, glancing at the fresh banana in his hand. I pushed the soap all over them and while holding them up I leant against the shower wall and tweaked my nipples hard. I felt a jolt of pleasure shoot through me. I reached for the shower head and adjusted it so that the water fell over my belly and onto my pussy. My hands came back onto my nipples as I stared dreamily out of the shower. I pinched my nipples a few more times. My hands finally snaked down my waist. I have a nice waistline. It's slim but I would not describe myself as skinny at. .guests, since it's just off the kitchen. I've already moved yourundies and low-heeled shoes and a work dress and so on into the closetthere, along with some of the make-up Bernice showed you how to use.From now on, do make up your face each morning, just a little.Sparingly -- you do need to look proper and presentable and all when wehave guests, but no more than that. I'm the gorgeous member of thishousehold after all!"*****************"Oh, God, I'm so tired, I haven't danced this much since.