I'm an average guy. I'm average height andaverage build, with average brown hair. I'm a nerd. I know I'm a nerd.Six years in the Navy did nothing to m...ke me less of a nerd. Now I have anerdy major in a cool college. A veteran in a school where being one isdecidedly not cool. In short, I don't fit. What the fuck am I doinghere?"I walk into the common area of my dorm room and find my roommate, Karl,holding up my panties."Hey dork brains. Are these yours?" Why are you getting in my shit?" That. So Thursday morning comes and as Tina fixes her lunch and I drink my coffee and scroll through some internet crap, Lisa appears in the hallway and motions me to be quiet and come to her. So I get up and act like I am going to the restroom which is convenient. Lisa then leads me into small half bath. “Drop your pants,” she commands as she takes a seat on the closed seat of the toilet. I start to protest and she says, “You may like what you get, now drop them or Mom and I are going to have. Fairy tales? Just one. The life of the average co-ed? One every two weeks for a decade." And where does my Jo fall out in that distribution?"A long, public kiss. "Far, far out on the fairy tale side. What about Stoney."I brushed my fingers gently over that smooth cheek. "Waiting at the fairy tale end of the curve. People don't seem to be out here any more." Just me and you. Like we really need the rest of the world." She slid up a little on me, kissing.We stopped talking. I guess she was. "I think that was all of them, but I might be forgetting someone," she adds. "Wow, you did all that just yesterday?" "Sure. That's a normal day for me. If I don't get fucked at least five or six times a day, preferably by different cocks, I feel like shit." "Is there anything you won't do?" "Well, I once had this guy try to pierce my breast with a long needle. I don't get into that kind of shit. I don't like water sports or scat, but I'll do it if I have too. Oh, and I really don't get.