His mother did tell him one bit of useful information about Mary's paramour."Sweet Mary would never say who the gentleman was, but as she fought her f...ver she called for 'Jack' over and over."Randy heard his mother explain that neither this 'Jack' nor Lord Marlton was willing to help support Mary's condition. Worse, when Marlton found one of his maids heavy with child he had her whipped from his house and banished from the Marlton lands. Consumed with rage and grief, Randy walked the fourteen. Once he realized what he had done, he tried to kill himself but the gun misfired and only grazed his cheek.Sorry to be maudlin but sometimes it just gets to me. But now for the rest of the story.The kids took the loss of their mother especially hard. Mary and Shary were 5, almost 6 and Larry had turned 4 a few months before. They all wanted to sleep with me, to make sure I would not go away from them too. For the first couple months Mary would have to go everywhere with me. She never left my. She sank down into her seat and as she rubbed my cock she leaned over and she started giving me head. That got the couple ahead of us in the mood.My GF is REALLY SEXY! She is a squirter. Yep a real life squirter. Everything you have imagined about squirter’s is true. They are ALL horny and they like to squirt. She squirts so much that she carries an extra pair of underwear everywhere she goes.Well any way, my GF started to squirt. When the couple a row ahead and to the right noticed her light. The roommate has had a sex-change operation.“Was it painful?”, asks the former.“No, not really” says the second.“How about when they cut off your dick?”“No that really wasn’t the worst of it.”“Really?” says the first.“How about when they had to create the new hole? That must have been painful.”“No the worst part was when they stuck the straw in my ear and sucked out half my brains.”Why did God give women nipples?To make suckers out of men.Why did the Detroit Lions hire two nuns and a prostitute.