“Ohhh! Faster, Daddy!” I cried out. “Teach me a lesson!”My dad started slapping my butt, making me smile and feel naughty and bad , but then h... started hitting really hard and it hurt so bad, I was sure I wouldn’t walk for a week. I couldn’t believe I’d gotten him to do this!He kept rocking me for another minute, going faster and faster. Then, to my total surprise pulled out of me and yelled, “Turn Around!” really loud. I knew what was happening and tried to whip around, but wasn’t fast enough. I want you to return all of those pictures to me this instant and then we will never have to speak of this terrible incident again," she blustered. She had stood up through this tirade and her hands were planted squarely on her hips in a gesture of defiance."Are you done yet?" I asked sarcastically. "You see BECKY," emphasizing her name, "I don't think you're really in a position to be making any sort of demands of me. The way I see it, I'm holding all of the cards here." What do..." she. "How would you like to be a real girl?" You're not suggesting a goblin girl are you?" I asked, looking for some kind of trick."Not at all," said the king. "You'll look as lovely as you do now, only real." What do I have to do?" I asked."Just make it to the center of the maze." The Goblin king said as he created an image in a puff of smoke. Then the image changed to that of three mannequins in a window. One dressed in a red and white dot bikini, one in a blue and white dot bikini and one in a. Shysters are NOT cheap!”“Steve Adams, I’ll have Pete come in here and shoot you in the kneecap if you aren’t careful!”“Wow!” I chuckled. “I’d expect that from Joyce or Jake who are both Italian, not a German-Irish girl like you!”“The temper of an Irish lass and the feistiness of a German! Don’t cross me!”“I haven’t ‘crossed’ you since you and Pete got back together!” I teased.“That’s it Bub! No more kisses for you!”“I’ve had better,” I said smugly as I quickly took two steps backward.“He can.