But by far, the most popular name they had for her was Wild Thing. Because this was the name that rang truest of them all. They called her by this nam... to her face and it never seemed to faze her. Sam wasn’t going to argue with claims she believed to be true. Most everyone knew that she was a product of the Foster care system, and because of this, I always thought they were cruel considering all she had already been through. But what those critics didn’t know about Sam was that her past was. Mom had hemmed up my skirts, which were already short. Mom made us wear 4-inch heels, which made walking difficult and bending over without revealing our asses almost impossible. I have to admit though that I liked walking in heels because it made me look sexy and I liked turning heads. I just didn’t want to turn old men like Mr. Greenbaum’s head. I wanted to turn handsome college guy’s heads. We also were wearing those absurd pink collars my mother had made for us. She told us she would. As she washed her hair, she didn’t have a care in the world, then she started washing her face and neck, I was sat on the toilet lid a few feet from her, even though she had took a fall and was injured she was in good spirit and singing, she then turned to me and splashed me, I told her off, but not sternly, she splashed me again, looking down at my shirt I told her she was getting it all wet, she laughed and splashed me again, “Stop it, I’m all wet” “Don’t care” and she splashed me again,. Murphy was a grunt. If an advance is going better than you planned, your walking into an ambush(submitted by Jake M.)50, 50, 90 Means if you have a 50/50 choice to make, 90% of the time you'll chose wrong. Old Navy saying. (Wes Miller )The next four were submitted by R. McDonoughThe Three most dangerous sayings in the Army... 3. When a Lt. says "It's been my experiance that....." 2. When a Captian says "Ok, I've made a decision" 1. When a Warrent Officer says "Hey....watch this....." When ever.