If God was a Woman...1. Sex would smell like chocolate2. Farts would smell like roses3. Dogs would smell spring fresh4. Babies would come from vending...machines5. Men would be born with a permanent erection6. All women would have the same size breasts7. There would be no cellulite8. Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE9. Men would be born with an “OFF” switch10. There would be no “Hooters”11. A man’s paycheck would be made payable to his wife12. All menstrual cycles would be replaced with. If youcan meet a guy like me, he'll treat you like a royal queen. He'lltreat you a lot better than guys usually treat their girlfriends."I looked at him. I realized, that my brother Bobby, was a cute guy. Iwanted him to kiss me. Instead, he got dressed and left my room. Idid not get to be alone with him till nearly a week later. I had goneswimming at the old gravel pit on our farm.It was later in the afternoon. I had thought that I was alone. I'dlaid a towel out on the grass to get some. .I made my way over and rang his door bell. He promptly appeared, casually dressed in a tshirt and sweat pants. I wasn't too worried then - he lived in a real nice part of the city and his appearance was clean and professional. We shook hands as I entered. He was much older than me, I think mid-forties. He was slim Chinese man with a slight gut, bald, and looked actually pretty average in most respects. As I entered his apartment, I noticed he was watching some basketball probably nervously. All of the next day Kelly acted completely normally, and when i got home from work she had made a lovely meal with more wine!I noticed Kelly was drinking alot and becoming very tipsy. When i asked her if anything was wrong, she asked if i recalled what she had said the night before about sex. When i said i did she open her laptop and played a short porn clip. It was basically 1 woman being roughly fucked by 5 guys. I sat open mouthed when Kelly said this was her fantasy! We talked about it for.