A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.HORN DOE... NOT WORK- WATCH FOR FINGER!Don't blame me! I didn't vote!Mopeds are like fat women. Fun to ride but you don't want to be seen with em!If you can read this... Your parents will be home in two minutes.Don't drink and drive.... You might hit a bump and spill your drink.My k** Beat Up Your Honor Student!Nice People Swallow!Honk if you have had sex. .." Ahem," Harriet stepped forward so that she stood right behind the bespectacled youth. "I really would be most grateful..." And she plunged her right hand down the front of his shorts." ... a doub..." the guy stopped for a moment before spinning around to face his assailant. "A doub..." he repeated as he stared directly into the twin basketball sized mounds that were Harriet's tits. His mouth dropped and his eyes widened."A double G cup actually," Harriet smiled as she began to gently fondle. Hell, anyone who knows the story, and there are a few of us now, knows it. Twenty million, no strings! How about it?” he said.“No,” I said. “Not even close. And revenge? I don’t know if I would characterize things that way. I sacrificed everything for the woman, and you; and Candace too though I didn’t know about her at the time. I figure I’m entitled to what I’m asking for.”“Julian...”“No, and don’t ask again. Candace got me to talk to the two of you again, that even after I swore to myself. Say, I've got a snatch full right now. Interested? It's Red's. His cum is very tasty."With that, she stepped back and hoisted her skirt, baring her sperm-soaked beaver. I always thought Susan had a beautiful cunt. Now, her shaved and tattooed pussy looked delicious. I hesitated for only a moment, then dropped to my knees. Susan raised one leg and rested her foot on the arm of the sofa. She thrust out her snatch, saying, "Go for it, baby!"I began by lapping the long runs seeping down her inner.