I couldn't wait to get my proper costumes."Yes, I think that works well," Polly said. "Let's go and show Arthurand Charlie."As we left the room I cau...ht my reflection in the wardrobe mirror.From the neck up I looked like a cross between a MILF, my mother, and alady of a certain age who hadn't learnt that 'a little cosmeticassistance' could easily become too bloody much.After Arthur and Charlie had declared themselves satisfied, Polly and Ireturned to the back bedroom to try out what I now knew. The captain left us to mind the boat while he took the dinghy ashore.The next day was a loss finding the yard and waiting for the boat to be hauled-out. We did have booze and beer, the yard had ice lemons and limes, there was a little store and the ‘hippie’ girl had pot; didn’t need much else except some food once in a while.Late in the afternoon I found a Jeep taxi and went exploring. The captain was gone and the cook was sleeping it off.A few hours and talking to the driver found me up the. My imagination said that this was the entire male population of three counties, but that was patently impossible.I was down the street a ways when I heard gunshots come from one of the saloons, but not the one belonging to the mayor. I ran down the street to meet a crowd of men coming out the door as fast as it was possible to do so. There was one shot after I arrived, and I had to use the attributes of my body armor to work my way inside.Once inside the saloon, I saw a man dressed in a classic. When they got into the flat, Terri turned on the CD player in the loungeroom and turned it up loud enough that each couple wouldn't be able tohear the other. While these guys were eager and willing, they had noclass and even less stamina. When Terri and Bree compared notes thefollowing morning, they realised that both of these guys had no real cluewhat they were doing. The girls were barely warming up when the guys werepulling out condoms and wanting to get their ends in. Both of the girlshad.