The pain was immense. I wouldn't be able to sit properly for days!Mike then tied my hands behind my back. "Make sure you watch every moment of me enjo...ing your wife's bod," he said. I nodded meekly. He commanded my wife to carry him like a baby Since he is short and light, my wife carried him easily. He draped his spindly legs around her waist and they began smooching with wild passion. My wife carried and smooched him at the same time! I swear she never ever kissed me with such ferocious. "Yeah man, I got the good shit, You know Red shirt dude? Uhhh... What's dudes name... Caleb!?" He replies a bit too loud. "Dude shut the fuck up man, Don't be so damn loud! Yeah I know him, He's Cool people." I punch him in the arm for his audacity. "Chill! But yeah man, He gave us about a quarter for the price of a dime." He says, A bit quieter now. My jaw almost drops. "No way? Straight up dude? See, I knew dude was chill." I smile, knowing tonight would be fun, As all fridays are. "It's at. "I didn't exactly say that, Nina" It hurt me to say what I had to now."I must deliver your mother. I have no other choice if this world is tostay the way it is. I'm sorry, Nina."Mina's youngest stood there just blinking her eyes in disbelief of whatI said."But..." Rest assured that your mother won't leave here for a number of weeks!We have so much left to do; in fact, all of you still have quite a lotto do here! Now I suggest y'all go back to bed." I went to turn for mybedroom."It's true about. That was exactly what I wanted.“I might be old and crusty, my dear. But I know a thing or two about boys. Let me borrow your phone. I’ll send him something that will have him begging.”“Begging? Begging for what?”“Begging to have sex with you. Teenage boys are so silly.” Mrs. Attenborough took my phone and started tapping away with her wrinkled fingers. “At least in my day they didn’t have access to all this internet pornography. It clouds their simple minds. There, that should do.