Linda encouraged the poor bastard by trying more unconventional methods. She gentle sucked his nipples, ran her fingertips along his scrotum, and even...flicked Mr. Happy with her middle finger hoping that might wake him up. However, attempt after attempt failed again and all Richard could achieve was a sweaty mess, and a limp appendage between his fat legs. After her last attempt, she finally said in a firm tone he had never heard before, “Richard I am going to stop, NOW. You have had your. I was nominated for the Nobel, got inducted into the National Academy of Science, you know the drill." I'll bet. How's Maddie?" We ditched today and went to the beach." Out to Delaware?" Yeah." She mentioned it before, about how gorgeous it is out there. Either of you get sunburned?" No, thank goodness--I have a call coming in. Hold for a sec?" Sure."I clicked onto the other line. "Hello?" Hi, Jordan." Hi, Maddie. Could I call you back?" Someone on the other line?" Yeah." Kay. Talk to you. The slow songs became more frequent. Couples clung to each other on the dance floor, or made out in the corners. Cher was thinking of abandoning her hostess duties to play a little tonsil hockey with a gorgeous hunk from the school’s soccer team, when she noticed that Eddy and Cindy had gone missing. An alarm went off in her mind. She excused herself from the young Adonis and ran to the window. There was Eddy’s ancient BMW, so they hadn’t left, at least not in his car. Cher. I gently pull on the doorknob, and go in. “Wow!” I say. I lock the door, and I tell the girls to stand next to the window, so we all have room. I stand just in front of the toilet. I say, “Well, it looks like you girls have practice taking off clothes. Would you like to take my clothes off now? You can both do it together, okay girls?” They both, in their nakedness, agree. “But where should we start?”, says.