’ Turning and looking down towards Kat sitting next to him he stopped for a short pause, ‘Kat and I consider ourselves the luckiest people in the ...orld. We have you all to thank for so much.’ Looking around at each of the faces around the table in the pub, the remains of the wedding meal on the polished surface along with the half drunk glasses of beer and wine he continued, ‘Each of you were there when we needed you, each of you have helped us without a second thought, without asking for. Of course, I could remember everything that happened to me before, I just didn’t understand how I had reached that point. I was twenty eight, with no friends, sitting in what seemed like my hundredth airport of the week having an eight dollar beer. The sequence of events that led me there didn’t make sense. In fact, I thought, the only person I truly loved (like as in making sacrifices to see them smile, loved) was my nephew. Twenty months old, the little guy had his mother (my sister), his. I happen to notice that while Paul was taking my order; his erection was getting harder each moment he stood there.Paul: Here you are sir; enjoy.Eddie: Just as I take my first bite while Eddie was trying to take his hand away his fucking college ring gets stuck in the souffle’s ramekin. Thus, topples the whole dam desert off the table onto my shirt, down to my belt and yes all over my fucking crotch.Paul: I’m sorry sir; let me clean this up.Eddie: Fuck man this is a brand-new polo shirt and. ” Dave still couldn’t form complete sentences, but it was becoming noticeably easier to breathe.“Sorry Kid. Only one card per person.”“What! That’s so unfair!”“The passes are unfair. They modify the recipient’s ability to make sound situational judgments. Hence fairness is a relative term here.”“Okay. I didn’t really get all that. Why can’t I have a second pass?”“Don’t blame me for the rules, kid. I just make them up and enforce them.”Without thinking Dave exclaimed, “But that’s the perfect.