She moves them around all over my chest. She holds each nipple and shakes my breasts. Oh, it feels so good!I return to her breasts, as I slide my hand... all over them and press them against her rib cage. I can't believe how good it feels to play with breasts. No wonder boys were always after mine when I was younger.Ken walks up behind me.It startles me because I was so wrapped up in Ann, I forgot he was here!He places his hands on the elastic waistband of my sweat pants and slides them down to. I am just a horny old man who likes women so well he easily understands how one woman could make love to another and completely ignore men. If I were female, I would definitely be bi or maybe even a full lesbian.I know if I were a woman, I wouldn't want some crusty, sweaty man to stick a dripping cock in my face and expect me to suck on it. I wouldn't want a hard, knobby dick pushing in and out of my pussy or ass hole, at least not after having the same thing done to me by a nice soft woman's. Mum and Ihave already discussed this and decided that, you being family, we needyou to be my maid of honor."You should have seen his face. It was a treat to behold. His skin turnedbright red and he had that panicked look of a deer caught in theheadlights. The dufus, he thought I was being serious."Just teasing, Derek," I said gently letting him off the hook. It feltgreat to have got one back on him, especially as it was because of hisnon too practical jokes that I caused me to become the woman. When we arrived Keith got up on it first and when I followed he extended his hand and helped me up. As he pulled me up I could clearly see that despite the cool water, he had a boner! I pretended that I didn’t see it but the way he pulled me up it was right in my face. I couldn’t believe it but that sight got me excited and although I tried to hide my reaction there was no doubt that he got a good look at my growing bulge. I don’t know what might have happened next if it wasn’t for some of.