” Brad tossed a towel at her. She was still in the pool, so she shrieked and just managed to keep it above water. “Next!”“Wait! Wait!” Sarah...howled, thrashing her way to the ladder.“Fine.” Brad looked around. “Anybody else?”“Don’t toss ‘em in the pool, Asshole!” Sherrie rasped.“Then come get ‘em!” Brad retorted.“Bring ‘em to the edge!”“Why should I?”Sarah heaved herself out of the water; Brad held out a towel, letting it unfold, then drifted it past as Sarah snatched for it. She followed the. ” she cried as she grabbed his out stretched hand. “I can’t see my groceries, what am I going to do.” “Don’t worry,” Dave assured her, “I will get your groceries, let’s look after you first.” He lifted her up and helped her to a nearby bench. Sitting her down, he went and retrieved her groceries and brought them back. “Now lets have a look at you, will I call an Ambulance?” No, No, I don’t want an ambulance, they’re too expensive, I will be right if I sit here for a moment.” She cried. Dave. “My, you look lovely this morning.”“Thank you, it is a new dress I splurged and bought recently. Principal McGowan is available.”“Maybe I just want to talk to the lady that really runs this place,” I said.“Mr. Thomas, when you are through bantering with Clara, come on in,” my principal said through his open door.“My goodness! After all of these years, I finally learn your first name. May I call you Clara?”“Save it for Jennifer, Mr. Thomas. But, you may, if you wish.”I believe she was blushing.I. This began my five year adventure with my “grannies”, I have dated and fucked over thirty women over sixty, short, tall, slim and some with some weight on their bones. They all were either widows, women who were dumped by their ex’s for the office secretary, of they dumped their old man for being a drunk. Guy’s if you are in your 40/50’s you are missing the boat!!! Start dating those grannies now. Here are my ten tips on how to please a Granny who will please you. 1. Learn to dance, dancing is.