As he then kissed her shoulders to her neck, sucking on her white skin as if he was a vampire hungry for her blood. He then caressed her body from beh...nd, grabbing her breast through her skin tight dress. He could feel her nipples fully erect since she wasnt wearing a bra. He slowly moved his hand downstairs, rubbing her pussy over her panties. He could feel her pussy lips through the panties. It was such a turn on for him. She put her hand over his trying to push it away but his grip was. . Helpline here ... What’s theproblem?”Customer: “I’m in the Outback with the girlfriend and she’s been stungon her thigh by a hornet and now her vagina has completely closed up!”Australian Telephone Operator: “Bummer!”Customer: “Great advice! Thanks mate, bye.”One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.” So he tied her up and went golfing.A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway,. "Have you had a good time?" she asked, a knowing smile plastered all over her face."Uhh, uhmm," I replied going red as I remembered how much fun I'd had on the journey home."Did Kirsty enjoy herself?" asked mum seemingly amused by my response.I nodded, "She seemed to," I replied remembering how hard my girlfriend's nipples had been when I'd had to get out of the car."So, have you got any plans for seeing your new girlfriend tomorrow?"I looked at Mum and shrugged, "She's got to meet her Auntie. If Jessica gets huffy, I will just quit. I know too many of the employers, now. Jessica hardly ever does any calls with them anymore. She would really start hurting without me there to smooth the way for people to get to working. I'll do it! Thanks, my man of the house."I need to be fresh and alert in the morning, so you sleep in here, tonight, so I can be ready to slay the dreaded dragoness in the morning."Mom kissed me and hugged me one last time, then got up off the bed and left my room. I.