What was wrong with men? They were supposed to fall all over themselves to get pussy. Everybody knew that. And hadn’t both Bobby and Daddy been acti...g that way? Why were they both acting weird, all of a sudden?It didn’t occur to her that the weirdness she perceived in the men, might be the direct result of the weirdness the women were exhibiting.And so it was that a crying, fully clothed Barbie stumbled into the bedroom in front of her father, who was also fully clothed. That left only Julie. This was a catastrophic event, but I was sad, betrayed, but I was confused same time. Yes I was confused because I also had the strangest day in my all life. Amy a very pretty woman colleague gave me an interesting offer. She wanted children from me same day when I learned I was not the biological father of my kids. If I had been a simple ordinary husband in an ordinary job site this possibility as a pretty millionaire mature single woman would not have been with me when I would have read the. " I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry."Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?" It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned." Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me truth, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?" Well, Brenda, no; in fact, he got out three times to pee."Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"She says, "Oh,. " Your mom was probably right." Krissy." What??" You wanted to know my name. It's Krissy." Hi Krissy. I'm Karl." Hi Karl. You know, we've never really asked about each other. You seem to be a nice guy." Gee, thanks. Nice guys never get any dates. Girls want the bad guys." Not all of us." I can only hope. What would you like to know?" We can start with the ASL questions." Age, 18. Location, King's Creek Maryland. Sex, I only wish I got some." No comment." Seriously, I'm male." Ok. I'm 17, live.